Floor Flatter

Floor flatter, or flatter floor??

One is telling the surface under my feet how beautiful it is, the other is the surface being smoother, with less bumps.

Isn’t it amazing how just switching the position of the words makes the meaning entirely different?? Words fascinate me. Their sounds, spellings, meanings, usages, histories.

One of my youngest nephew’s favorite games, at Mama’s house, was to pull out the dictionary, pick a word at random, and see who defines it most closely. It was fun!! (Until he had been doing it 30 minutes, and our brains were throbbing!! lol)

So much better!! If I keep doing 1 spot a day, I’ll have this whole floor flattered in no time!! My bedroom floor. Before we all step on it again. So, basically what you’re really saying, it’s never gonna be all clean at the same time? Yeah, basically.

How flattered is Your floor?