Publix Picnic

So, here we are at Publix. The greatest grocery store in the states, bar none!

Soon as we walked, walked?? Okay, rolled* in, we headed to the deli for dinner. Mom walked. (That’s just the way Dallas and I roll!) I crack myself up!!

MAN!! Those wings smelt divine!!

So, we grabbed a box. Smelling them so close to my face made me want to bite a chunk out of the cart, if I couldn’t get some NOW!! Impatient , much???

So, I popped open the box, and started passing them out.

Mom gasped loudly!! “What are you doing?? We can’t eat that! We haven’t paid yet!!”

I kept passing them out. Yes, I almost grabbed two, but I managed to restrain myself. Barely!!

Mom, you really don’t have to worry, this is Publix! They are excellent with customer service! I do this all the time.

*Disclaimer- only foods that are pre-priced! Never produce, or fruit that needs to be weighed!!

So, eat up!!

I took the first bite!! Of course!! Look! Once you’re led astray.. you can always claim I shoved it in your mouth!! lol Since I’m so much bigger, you’d be believed!!

Thanks, DH for being the official photographer! Notice he didn’t partake! Plausible deniability!!

Btw, besides Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself, the other news is that Dallas has flashed me back to 8th grade, calling me Mindy. I love it! And I love you too, little girl!

Many more adventures to come~~ don’t be skeerd! The majority will be legal!! On the others, I’ll be pleading the fifth!!